Weekend Update on Vet Who Smuggled Heroin in Puppies – SNL



>> A COLOMBIAN VETERINARIAN HAS
BEEN CHARGED WITH ALLEGEDLY SMUGGLING HEROIN INSIDE OF
PUPPIES. THIS ACCORDING TO THE VERY DARK
SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS."
>> DURING THE HISTORIC SUMMIT BETWEEN KIM JONG-UN AND THE
LEADER OF SOUTH KOREA, KIM JONG-UN BROUGHT HIS OWN PERSONAL
TOILET TO THE MEETING. WORSE, THE TOILET WAS AN UNCLE
WHO BETRAYED HIM. PASS.
>> A 7-ELEVEN IN CALIFORNIA IS TRYING TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM
BEGGING FOR MONEY OUTSIDE OF THE STORE BY LOUDLY PLAYING
CLASSICAL MUSIC. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S ONLY MAKING
THE VAGRANTS SMARTER. A MAN IN KANSAS WAS ARRESTED
AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH THE TAILPIPE OF A CAR.
THE SEX WAS DESCRIBED AS EXHAUSTING.
>> A CALIFORNIA MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER BEING ACCUSED OF
WATERBOARDING HIS WIFE. STILL NO WORD ON WHERE THE
REMOTE CONTROL IS.

46 thoughts on “Weekend Update on Vet Who Smuggled Heroin in Puppies – SNL

  1. Because of the fact that "vet" can mean veteran of armed forces or veterinarian this is a case where it should not be shortened. In my opinion.

  2. Pass!

    Hahaha it’s funny but it’s actually better way to handle that jackass. Don’t give him the attention he is seeking.

  3. :28 I don't blame you, Michael. What can one say, really?
    :46 They could've cracked about the already-educated but broke liberal arts majors who are begging. 😛
    :57 HOW DID HE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE? I would've corpsed so hard with that joke.

  4. I love the way Michael so nonchalantly says "Pass" to the Kanye debacle. That's honestly the best response to that whole thing that I've seen. I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes afterwards.

  5. 1:00 – "The sex was described as… exhausting." Or, as they used to say, "put that in your pipe and smoke it!"

  6. Can't stop watching Michael Che say "pass". What perfect delivery. I keep ROFLing! A perfect response to Kanye.

  7. "it's only making the vagrants smarter"? I don't think an appreciation for classical music makes someone a smarter person…

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