Treating My Dog To A Spa Day


Hey, Everybody.
Welcome to another episoooode of [whizzing sound] [intro music] It’s like a fancy spa day here in Long Island,
N-N-New York. Live from live from New York. Is this is how Jimmy Fallon feels?
“Live from Long Island.” The people are very friendly here at Selmer’s I was accompanied by my friends Kristi-Lynn and Carla and they were able to make a bitch look pristine. Then there are a blow-dryer vacuum thing.
Was not…it was not… is not a vacuum. That’s the rever… that’s the opposite of a blow driver. I’m not even
I’m not even starting at a good place right now. I’m starting in the middle.
They don’t just start with the blow-dryer That’s that’s absurd That would be like if you went to a, to a car wash
and and and then they dry your car first You’d be like what the fu.. You’re just you’re just- the dirt
is get in the car further now. What are you doing? They get your dog naked which to me that is.. should be.. that is a lot of trust
that you have to have like hello groomers Here is my, here is my naked child.
I’m gonna go run some.. run some errands They threw her into a huge tub it’s easily the same tub that serial killers own for sure
you know when people take ice baths because they’re Psychopaths or athletes
you know those people paid and Peyton Manning owns that [laughs] And that’s the creepiest
Papa John’s commercial I’ve ever seen They vary based on the different breeds that they do work with, like they have different price points if you’re a vizsla, that’s a short-haired coat and that is
less less money because some of these dog groomers They get covered and doused in fur and kerosene They end up looking more like the dog than the dog
that leaves you because of all the hair everywhere It looks like it was like a crime scene CSI Long Island That’s crazy that you can just charge dogs
different amounts based on their breeds If you have a St.Bernard you better be loaded guy
if I walked into it at Applebee’s and they were like: listen man: Usually appetizers are $10, but you’re a
you’re a you’re a pasty ass cracker, so it’s 25 Then they start with the bath, then they they
gave her some blue blueberr blueberr blueberr blue umm.. Yeah Fu.. (bleep) it man they just put soap in her eyes. [woman] Blueberry facial. Yeah, it’s also, it’s really
gentle and it’s good, too if you have a long haired dog. [Drew] It seems weird all of a sudden when you’re not
the one bathing your your-your-your dog anymore like you’re just watching someone else
bathe your kid once she ended up shush shush She’s shaking out her water
all over my very very expensive Camera because she cos she because she couldn’t give
a shit about my career hers is hers is going great. Then I watched them put her on this little
this little table here, where they noose her. I was like are you guys about to
sacrifice my dog right in front of me? What with your ceremonial nail clippers like it’s
S&M for dogs, but instead of like it being like with from [woman’s voice onoverhead P.A.] God damn it, Shannon. I’m gonna take that call
give me one. Give me one sec [woman laughing] This is a history lesson at this point.
This is a this is a this is a land line kids! This is a phone that has a cord okay, you can only go so so so so far You’re on how.. you’re on you’re on house
arrest when you, back in the 90s. You had to talk to friends in like the kitchen and your mom
would would would over over hear you. Hello, Shannon, Shannon!
Can’t send you any nudee snaps none of that. It was all class ba..ba.. back then kids. They noose your dog, because, and they read, and they open
a scroll and they read it all the all the sins in They taped a Scarlet Letter bandaid You town slut you know No, they do this for safety
um why don’t you why don’t you lift your lift your head Do you want me to take this off or not, thank you They do that so the dog will not fall off
and then they proceeded to blow dry my..my..my dog And she hated she hated it
with all of with all of her black heart She hated it, and then they did it to me! [woman] So, you wanna see this? [Drew] Noose me. [woman] Alright! [Drew] Getting ready for what do they call it, University? God, forgot the, this is there too What did that do for..for..for my hair? That didn’t, that actually doesn’t [woman] That looks exactly the same! [whizzing noise] You see that this is a nail filer slash Drywall smoother. I think it’s important too, that the groomers were
walking me through walking me through this. You know you can’t like turn this on without
saying anything you think you have to You have to be like: “This is a… this is a…
this is a nail trimmer. We’re gonna trim her nails!” [whizzing noise] You can’t be like: “and now for my favorite part…” [whizzing noise] My dog she [man’s voice on overhead P.A.] God damn it Adam. They give her perfume, they gave me perfume!
I am so ready to go find my girlf… What what? Kristi-Lynn are you are you listening
to my vlog right now? [woman] No, never! Everybody’s made the shit list Kristi, Shannon and Adam,
you’re all..you’re all.. It’s all done. You’re all over. Okay, so I guess I’m getting
word from the producers that I have to put in something
else: “We also clean her ears!” -Okay. Moving on, so glad we went back for..for.. for that. They cleaned her teeth
with a little um little rubber thimble. They like a little rubber monop..monop..
monopoly piece that nobody wanted. They’re like: “Is it a trashcan?”
everybody like: “No, it’s a thimble.” What’s up girl. Let’s floss you.
Here’s park..here’s Park Place. Oh, yeah, lift her tongue.
Let’s get under the boardwalk I was, see I could have said
under the tongue there But I said under the boardwalk because it because it’s a
song and also boardwalk is also one of the most prized properties in the in the ga..in the game
monop..monop..monopoly Do you guys get my comedy? So then Kristi and Carla went even above
and beyond above and beyond They went above and beyond, beyond. They got Stella a bunch of little gifts. We have a pizza [squeak] There’s avocado [squeak] Which, I mean this toy probably cost two..two..
two dollars more oh because they do that in like okay here we go mailbox Mmm Yummy, that must have cost
a fortune in stamps to ship that I was so curious as it what they..what they..what they
do here to give Stella this little..give her this Little spa day, and I think she very much, um, eeded it. We were in Puerto Rico recently,
and she still smells like Island-sand, and I was very glad to be here while Kristi and Carla took..took..took good care..good..good.. they took good care.
[Stella whining] Would you stop stop, dude? Why are you bitching? You had, you can’t be..
There’s no way, you had the whole spa day where they put blue blueberries on your face. You take her out you give her
you give her the massage and spa day she’s always wanted and then you trim her nails with a weed whacker and You give her some cookies and a piece of pizza that
squeaks and then she bitches, and my right guys? Fellas? Back me..back me..back me up on this guys. Whatever, the point of this v.. the point of this vlog is We moved forward in technology so landlines do not
need to happen and anymore. Yep. I set up a whole fa..fa.. I set up a whole fake spa day, so I could see the last living landline. That’s that’s been our show everybody. Thanks so much for watching and
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100 thoughts on “Treating My Dog To A Spa Day

  1. Groomer should not be cleaning dogs ears!!! That can cause major problems and should only be done by a vet professional or the owner! I hope this groomer doesn’t create too many ear infections.

  2. My dog Tiger is a husky and it was costly ! Since he takes a lot of shampoo and takes forever to dry. He only went once because I was there for career day and he hated it ! Lmao

  3. BLUEBERRYS ARE NOT TOXIC FOR DOGS!! THEY ARE VERY GOOD FOR THEM!!

    Your cool by the way, I’m not trying to be a jerk

  4. I mean no disrespect but what is Stella for? Protection? You're not blind seriously no disrespect though

  5. Did u notice that u stammer less than what You was on America gots talents So being Postive it can Change speech

  6. You may think the prices being different is crazy but you should try grooming a long hair dog. I got tired of paying $60 every 6 weeks and said to myself "self, you could do this shit at home for free!" Then I was like "hell yeah I could!" 'YouTube so grooming vids'. Half way through "self, you can't do this, you should stop" "shut up self, we got this"…..10 hours later "self…your dog now looks like a rat with mange" ??‍♀️ I now pay the $60 and tip a extra $20….and yes, it's totally worth it!

  7. The difference between bathing my short haired Catahoula and my medium length haired Labrador is about 30 extra minutes and a third of a bottle of shampoo and many more gallons of rinsing water. I can wash the Catahoula with one hand but the Labrador requires I get into the tub and close the shower curtain and straddling him while scrubbing with great aerobic effort. The final result is that I need a shower as soon as I finish him just to get the sweat and hair off myself and the tiles of the tub/shower. I think I'll give him a bath tomorrow to relive the joy of it.

  8. My name is Shannon in real life XD so I'm on Drew's shit list XD XD not really, I live in a teeny town, though I still live in NY lol

  9. blueberries r not toxic a lot of dogs don't process cheese well grapes do something to the liver and no chocolate

  10. My dog is a terrier and she is skinny. She is fed but she eat when she want to. Once she was15 then 6 months later 20 and then she went back to losing weight.. my dog is basically a BIIISSSH she like to get veggies and table food and if we don’t give it to her she will wait all day till night to eat.

  11. I know that some breeds are skinny, but I'm used to fat dogs so it different for me!! ? ? I KNOW SHE'S GOOD THO!! ?

  12. They’re a hike away but it may be worth the travel if they’re not mobile… if they were mobile I’d buy all my dog mom friends gift certificates ? what the heck brush did they use for her summer coat to come off like that?

  13. Drew you should have titled this "washing my service dog" everyone who understands service dog language would understand XD

  14. Something on the cool side. Stellas eyelids blink in regards Drews energy, it seems. Really cool. Sweet vlog!

  15. This dog place we have here in town does $10 for any size dog for washing drying and brushing and a extra $10 for nail trimming

  16. Love the video…. My name is actually Kristi Lynn…. So Kool…. Hope y'all doing great… Much love and respect to you and Stella!!!!!

  17. Drew you probably will never see this but a just want to ask why does Stella look so skinny.

    I don’t what to be mean at all but just asking. I love you by the way

  18. Charging for different breeds is for a good reason. Some dogs are HUGE and take longer to groom, and some are short hair or long hair take longer and shorter times to groom and take care of

  19. They dont look like good groomers to me… the way the put her in the tub and held her paws were unsafe. Iv worked with enough groomers. Cringing pretty hard

  20. What is breed of stella? Please tell me
    She's awesome beautiful girl ??
    Please take more care of her??
    Love you stella ❤️??

  21. I've been rummaging through the other videos and didn't see an explanation. Is Stella a good girl or is she just being paid to be a good girl?

  22. Aaaaawwww….. I love this. I love when I take my dog to the groomer. We don’t get hooked up w/ all the goodies but she comes out looking and smelling AMAZING!!! And she’s a LOT of work. I did grooming at a pet resort for a while and I’ve groomed her myself before, so I know the pain! Lol She’s FLOOFY (Boarder Collie/Long-haired German Shepherd) and super awkward…. not an easy job. I def have to pay a bit more for her. Next dog I get is going to be short haired. My boxer was SO easy to groom!! sigh

  23. I’m a 14-year-old who has a job in an office (where I have to answer the phone) and all the phones are landlines. So I know landlines. Plus all the phones at school are landlines and I’ve had to call/answer plenty of calls there too.

  24. I’m a dog groomer Nd I looove this video, I mean I like them all but this one is def in the favorites

  25. Some groomers dont take American Pit Bull Terriers. My baby is so sweet, but she can't get pampered. This is racial profiling!

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