Top 10 Scary Animals That Look Innocent

hey everyone welcome back to most
amazing top 10 I’m your host Jade arena I am a sucker for stupid cute animal
videos most of the time we should spend working on my career or bettering my
life I spent looking at the Instagram page dago’s doing things but even though
there are so many cute cuddly creatures out there that I just want to smooch on
the lips some of them look cute but secretly want to eat your face and just
so you don’t make that mistake I put together today’s list of top 10 scary
animals that look innocent last thing we want is another Harambee incident may he
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this list number 10 dolphins dolphins are so cute right
they’re always got big smiles on their faces they jump high in the air and they
seem so playful well they’re also extremely cruel and they can beat the
hell out of you dolphins have been known to practice infanticide yeah they’ll
kill their own kids they usually do this by beating them to death with their
baseball bat like noses they’ve also been known to do this to sharks anything
out there that’s beating the hell out of sharks can’t be that nice to hang around
they’re also super intelligence some research says that they’re only second
to humans so they’re basically like humans but with no laws a school of
dolphins is basically just a gang ready to beat the hell out of someone and take
their wallet now attacks on humans are very rare but they will attack you if
they feel threatened with all that being said we still need to take them out of
the tanks they’re so smart they shouldn’t be locked up in these horrible
cages if you have the chance to swim with dolphins on vacation just don’t let
those places go out of business so dolphins can get released into the ocean
and hang out with their gang member friends please number 9 pandas I mean
they’re so goddamn sweet looking and they’re vegetarians how could something
that only wants to eat bamboo be mean I mean look at how cute this video is if that doesn’t warm your heart then
there’s no hope for you you should become one of those people that want to
volunteer to go to Mars because there’s no one that’s ever gonna love you on
this planet sorry that was very harsh even though these big old bears look
like an even cuter version of raccoons well they’re still bears you know those
giant lumbering beasts that hang out in the woods and eat campers pandas are
part of that Club too back in 2015 a scared panda ran into a small Chinese
village and managed to grab ahold of a man’s leg and broke it even though
pandas looked like God designed them to be in a Hello Kitty commercial there’s
still wild animals and very very powerful number eight the slow loris
look at this little tyke with his big wool eyes he looks like the nerdy girl
at the beginning of a movie who looks off shy and dorky and then the end of
the movie she takes her glasses off and she was hot the whole time well even
though these dudes look like little innocent Marvel fans with coke-bottle
glasses they’re actually packed full of poison the slow loris have poisonous
glands on their elbows and they use it to protect themselves what they do is
they lick these glands and then lick their fur that way for predator trans to
eat them they get a mouthful of tainted fur
even when these things look at their cutest they’re actually trying to kill
you if you ever tickle a Loris it will raise its arms in the air
it looks like it’s loving a little belly rub but it’s actually trying to show you
the poison glands on its arms and that it feels threatened so it’s actually
true no one likes being tickled number seven elephants I love those videos of
baby elephants playing with people they come up to you and they sit on you and
they roll all over you it’s like playing with a giant dog that still thinks it’s
a puppy we even have movies like Dumbo which elephants look like the most
kind-hearted creatures you could ever come across but don’t forget that these
things grow up to be the largest land animal and they’re strong enough to pop
your head like a cherry tomato if they wanted to and they do have a little bit
of a track record of attacking people in between the years of 2010 and 2015 how
many elephant attacks do you think happened to people well if you guessed
37,000 then you were exactly right there was even a case in Bell Wat in India
where an elephant was killed by a train after the elephant was killed a bunch of
other elephant gathered around the spot where the
grisly murder took place and a few days later they attacked the village in what
seemed to be a revenge attack this is like Kill Bill Vol three losses two
thousand in elephants know elephants your grace that’s disappointing
number six anteater I mean these guys don’t really look cute but they
definitely don’t look threatening either I would say next to sloths ant eaters
are the most STONER looking animal out there every time I see an anteater it
looks like he just ripped a massive bong and the next thing he’s gonna say is yo
you got any ants but even though these guys are extraordinary chilling
appearance they’ll actually throw down if need be ant eaters aren’t aggressive
but if for whatever reason you cornered them they will clap back who the hell is
going around cornering ant eaters get a better pass time you’re perverts and
these guys are very good at standing up for themselves they can even fight off
Jaguars and Panthers they have 4-inch claws and they know how to use them if
you’re ever wondering that anteater is ready to slap your lips you’ll know
because they’ll be standing on its hind legs just like the mean number 5 seals I
mean these guys look as adorable as they look dopey they’ve got these big loving
puppy faces and like these fat bodies that say I’m comfortable with who I am
and who I am is someone who loves fried cheese but seals can get super
aggressive and also have some pretty cruel tendencies first of all if you get
too close they’ve been known to bite humans there’s even a case of a leopard
seal dragging someone so deep under water that they drowned and they will
also torment penguins seals have been known to chase penguins until they die
from exhaustion although that is terrible the idea of a seal chasing a
penguin is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard of it’s like a super fat
guy chasing someone on crutches number four the platypus how the hell
did this thing happen if God exists he definitely believes in recycling the
platypus is a prime example of that looks like after he made all the
creatures on earth he had a bunch of spare parts and he was like well let’s
take this to the kitchen we’ll whip something up throw it all in the
crock-pot let’s see what happens the platypus has the face of a duck the body
of an otter webbed toes and it’s a mammal that lays eggs but something that
the platypus is hiding is a spur on the back of its hind legs that’s packed with
venom yeah a little bit of snake worked its
way into the mix of this little smorgasbord now you don’t need to worry
about this little guy killing you the venom only packs enough punch to kill
something about the size of a dog so keep your Pug away from this thing but
if it stings you it will hurt like hell so try to avoid it possibilities hey where’s Perry number
three chimps so do you guys remember the movie
MVP most valuable primate I vote the chimp that plays hockey so well that he
plays with a bunch of kids and wins them a championship so heartwarming and the
sequel most vertical primate where chimp skateboards which is one of the funniest
movie ideas I’ve ever heard of I wish I was in the pitch meeting for that it’s
like they had a Venn diagram where one side was Air Bud and the other side was
90’s kids and right in the middle is where this movie was born
well those movies made chimps look like fun-loving team players who know how to
have a good time but in reality they’re unbelievably vicious they’ll rip your
body apart with their bare hands they even cannibalize other chimps there’s a
case of a woman who had one as a pet one day she brought him home and
tickle-me-elmo toy and out of nowhere he went berserk and ripped her face off I
think Tickle Me Elmo toys must be like blackface for Apes or something I don’t
number two the blue ringed octopus octopus octopi whichever you would like
to say I read that octopi is wrong because putting an eye at the end of
something as Latin and the word octopus is Greek but I also don’t like saying
words that end with pusses but for the most part these guys seem pretty chill
though hide from you they don’t eat people only the really big ones have
been recorded attacking anyone so the little ones must be fine right wrong the
blue ringed octopus is just a little guy but it’s one of the most poisonous
creatures on the planet it has enough poison to kill 26 full-grown people in a
matter of minutes what makes this little headed monster
even more dangerous is it hides in shallow tide pools meaning you could
accidentally step on it and when it feels threatened that’s when it’s going
to bite you the good news is is you’re gonna die really really fast
number one poison dart frog a frog bro that’s number one on the list a frog I
know some people don’t like them because they’re slimy and stuff but a lot of you
out there never knew that one of these things could kill you just by touching
it I mean look at this little guy he’s chilling hard he’s got a little belly
out he’s guy’s feet in the water he’s on vacation dude but the poison dart for
is not as chill specifically the golden poisoned dark rum has enough venom to
kill 10 adult humans now this isn’t as poisonous as the blue
ringed octopus the reason that it beat it out for number one is because this
thing can kill you just by touching it you don’t need to get bitten which is
definitely scarier well everyone that is our list thank you all so much for
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100 thoughts on “Top 10 Scary Animals That Look Innocent

  1. “Go out of Business so they can get released back into the wild”

    90% of them can’t be released. Whether it be them being too reliant on humans to know how to hunt, or whatever issues they may have. They unfortunately can’t or shouldn’t be released.

    “Never know one of these things can kill you just by touching you” aren’t we all taught this in 5th grade science class or

  2. Not the sloths!!!!!! There all dieing because they are getting killed by things that eat them ???????? dolphins save people's lives by pushing them back up to surface.

  3. This video is wrong and makes animals seem worse than they are. Granted all people should practice caution when it comes to animals and respect, but this slander will cause fear, which animals pick up on emotional responses and act upon their own emotional response. This is the first video I haven't liked and disapprove of.

  4. Well technically one cut is all it takes for the poison to get inside your bloodstream and if you hold them for too long without protection on your hands. And unfortunately there Is no cure for the poison so whatever damage that's done is there until scientists find a cure

  5. all these animals are just defending themselves from us .. humans ….. !! coz for them we are the biggest monsters ever …………..

  6. i love dolphins and i hear on so maney videos that they are secretly dangerous when no human is around also i have a plushy of a dolphin so thats another r.i.p my love for dolphin there

  7. This guy play's the race card in not just this video but in others also. WTF . And it has nothing to do with the video. We probably won't watch another with him in it.

  8. Poison dart frogs actually get their poison from ants in the Amazon rainforest, so just feed your poison dart frogs fruit flies and there will be no poison

  9. You forgot koalas y'all don't go near koalas I'm Aussie and I know they look so friendly and you huggable but they are vicouse????

  10. Doof: what kind of plumer are you??

    Perry; grrr

    Doof: a platypus plummer?
    Perry the platypus plumber??

    Perry: reveals himself


  11. So once I went swimming with dolphins and there was this little girl and the dolphin was supposed to push you . She did the thing that tells the dolphin to stop and she got launched in the air and was flying straight Toward me luckily I got out of the way and the girl was fine and the dolphins where so nice and could kiss you once it kissed a girl and tried to make out with it’s Tongue. Lol the pic was Hilarious!

  12. The panda was cute/funny but the seal one was really funny oh who remembers that movie about the chimp if yes comment it down below or like IDC your choice

  13. Pandas are not vegetarians they only eat bamboo cuz bamboo cannot get away from them cuz they're slow so they can't catch meet

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