Welcome to Kemono Izakaya! “Kemono Izakaya” Welcome to Kemono Izakaya. How many animals in your party? Three. This way, please. Here’s your oshibori. Here’s your oshibori. Wow, the tempura looks delicious. Oh, that was fast!! I’m sorry, that’s just the sample. I’ll have a Strong One, please! Here you go. It tastes like dog piss! I’m so sorry, sir. Would you prefer the cat piss instead? How do you know what dog piss tastes like? Horse sashimi, please! Coming right up! It’s time. The bill, please. Yes! OwOs? Does anyone have OwOs? What’s the exchange rate between yen and OwOs? I’ll take care of it. Here’s your change. Kemono Izakaya is really popular. Yes! There are a lot of kemono who like to come in on their way home from work. What’s the hardest part about running Kemono Izakaya? Keeping fur out of all of the food. Look! A wolf and a rabbit are making out!! I didn’t see anything. Must be the lighting. One rabbit, please! GET OUT!