Tofucken: The Vegan Turducken



Hello the internet today we're going to make a vegan version of a Turducken or as it's also known a tofucken so let's get started A turducken is a chicken, stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey which is probably the grossest shit i've ever heard of. Usually eaten by simple shit bags now our tofucken will start with some lovely tempe, chopped up small sauteed in olive oil with a little black pepper hmm and add a little soy sauce next we'll stuff our tofu block with this lovely sauteed tempe next we take that beautiful block of tofu, we place it in our favorite marinade spoon a little up on the top this is gonna be the tits you know a perk of this recipe is that you don't have to eat body parts and shit why some of those cooking show twats they even smile as they stuff bread up a bird's ass isn't that fucking strange and after your tofu has soaked up that delicious goddamn marinade then wrap it up in your favorite homemade seitan i make my own seitan because i have no time for weak ass bullshit then roast until it's golden brown isn't it nice to not be eating fucking corpses on today's farms chickens. ducks, turkeys are totally fucked they're raised in tiny ass sheds, and after a shitty life they have ass hats beating the crap out of them they're fucking hung upside down their fucking throats are cut at a slaughter house which is nothing more than a dead torture palace if shit like that was done to dogs everyday people would be like Jesus fucking Christ you cock sucking animal abusing chodes so how are birds any fucking different in only the god damn ways that count feeling pain and fear and shit bitch please you know who eats like that weak ass motherfuckers that's who so don't be a weak ass motherfucker go vegan im gonna eat the fuck out of this

34 thoughts on “Tofucken: The Vegan Turducken

  1. It amazes me because I've made that point to people that if it were done to their household pets they would call it abuse.

    … But it goes over their heads and they mention that in some countries they eat dog.

    … Patience is a virtue? Don't know about that.

    Nothing virtuous about letting idiots run rampant. Best to challenge them often which sadly most vegans do not do at all.

    Have a fuckin blood spilling good day.

  2. Anybody come across JonTrons old video and come straight here
    Also tf Peta this is hella offensive one and two cursing won't get your point across and will just make people think you're a nasty corporation.

  3. 1:40 I'm sorry, but do you not have any knowledge of the Dark Web? Black markets? Anything? I'm sorry you don't. There is some really fucked up shit on them. Dog meat. Human meat. Horse meat. Human pizzas. Drugs. Guns that are probably rigged to explode, have tracking devices or mics on them and have no serial number. Yeah. Shit like that. Like I said. Really fucked up shit. And even more shit I can't mention here.

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