Hello VidCon When I was asked to come referee this particular act, I couldn’t say no because it involves some of my favorites and fiercest people in the world and I’m always down to watch a good natured fight But read my lips, it’s going to be one hell of a battle Are you ready to meet your surprise performers? in this corner for sickening iconic and legendary Queens who have slayed our televisions and stages around the world from RuPaul’s Drag Race Give it up for drag royalty Derrick Barry, Morgan McMichaels… …Delta Work, and Kimora Black And in this corner four weird… …adventurous and hilarious guys who try everything for your entertainment on the Internet Fresh from their nationwide tour and number one New York Times bestseller, put your hands together for the Try Guys! Keith, Ned, Zach, and Eugene Four Queens, four guys, four battles, for glory. VidCon, are you ready to lip-sync? Now it’s pretty obvious that the Queens will always reign supreme because they killed a stage every night for a living. While they’ll showcase everything authentic and amazing about lip-syncing, the guys are going to be respectfully entering the competition doing what they do best- looking like clowns. Oh and one more thing you’re not gonna know what song they’re about to sing until they actually go head-to-head. So let’s get this party started Up first we have the drop-dead gorgeous Derrick Barry And she will be lip-synching against the most beautiful of the try guys. Keith, come up here This is the battle of the pop princesses. It’s Britney, bitch. You wanna? You wanna? You wanna hot body?
You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati?
You better work bitch! You want a Lamborghini?
Sippin’ martinis? Look hot in a bikini?
You better work bitch! You wanna live fancy?
Live in a big mansion? Party in France?
You better work bitch, You better work bitch,
you better work bitch, You better work bitch. Now get to work bitch! Now get to work bitch! Bring it on,
ring the alarm. Don’t stop now,
just be the champion. Work it hard,
like it’s your profession. Watch out now,
cause here it comes. Go call the police,
go call the governor. I bring the treble,
That means the trouble y’all. I make it bubble up,
call me the Bubbler. I am the bad bitch,
The bitch that your lovin’ on. Hold your head high.
Fingers to the sky. They gon’ try to try ya,
but they can’t deny ya. Keep it floatin’ higher and higher. Keep it movin’ higher
and higher and higher. Work
*repeated 15X* Work it out (, work it out,) work it out
*repeated 14X* You better work, bitch! [“Applause” by Lady Gaga starts playing] [Song ends] Now that was super fabulous and sugary sweet But I think I’m craving something with a little more spicy attitude Morgan McMichaels, can you please come front and center? She’ll be facing off against the most energetic daddy on the Internet med Brace yourselves for the clash of the pop-punk icons Woo! I asked for spicy, I wasn’t expecting that But I think it’s time we slow things down a little bit. You know, you guys want to slow it down a bit. Yeah? Let’s turn down the volume bump up the romance and who better to set the mood than the incomparable… …Delta Work If we’re talking about passion we have to have her face off against the most gentle adorable tri guy… …Zach Kornfeld. Get ready to feel heartache like you’ve never felt before in the power ballad diva dual Wow Pulling out that Lizzo flute solo out of nowhere. Haha. Well enough with feeling things, who wants to feel a little sexy? Who wants to be a little badass? Let’s get Kimora Black in the ring. And of course, we’re gonna fight fire with fire. So… …Eugene Lee Yang, let’s finally get your ass in the game Our final battle is too epic to feature solo artists… …So prepare yourselves for the ultimate girl group showdown Let’s hear it one more time for our drag royalty and of course the Try Guys Subtitles from LoveCharmyx 715 (Love ya all :3) Submitted by tea. BABY IM SORRY IM NOT SORRY!!! (sorry not sorry (Lol) 😛