THE GARFIELD SHOW – EP111 – Kind to kittens



[Applause] thanks I was almost late for my lunch mayor Grafton I have a few questions for you is it true that you have stolen millions from the city yeah well I was never a good man and that you sold City Hall to a foreign country that you take bribes you cheat you lie every chance you get so L if L acquittal over every little thing well can you name one decent helpful thing that you have done as mayor there are so many it's hard to pick just one little hey those in the pizzas no with are the anchovies ah perfect all right Odie mush mush rather is something what do you mean for the truck being so nice to a cute little gato hey mayor Grafton your honor you should pass a law against people not being a nicer to kitty cats huh oh yes yes that's my new wall the law instant a people and not the being a nice to Pussycats cats probably won't be some money unless here's your sandwich Garfield remember our deal I make you sandwiches you take the trash out another mystery sandwich by Arbuckle the only man in the world who puts mayonnaise on salad dressing in a to announce in the law I've signed it's a law that requires people to be extra nice to kitty cats any was a nice okay well then I take it and have to pay as much to collect these flies I called upon our city's official mad scientist professor bonkers yes I have developed a new invention to handle the giving out of tickets the viola ticket robots problem to detect when people are not nice to cast I'll make them for I mean the city will collect fines from lawbreakers and best of all everyone will be nice to keep s [Applause] that's nice Garfield but you still have to take the trash out I don't do that kind of work anymore Garfield you come right back here and take the trash out oh gee cat are you hungry Oman agony my whole life is flashing before me and it's a rerun from last season bye-bye oh you poor animal I'm going to get you something to eat maybe some dry cat food or canned artificial meat perplexes work for a dumpling – maybe some beef chop suey Chinese food nothing on earth could make me buy you Chinese food hello but go to Palace I'd like to have an order delivered crispy noodles I want crispy noodles should have gotten the Moo goo gai pan with extra my favorite all-you-can-eat restaurant no no no that cat is not coming in here I had to declare bankruptcy the last three time [Applause] this is great nobody dares not do as I wish they get away from me cat gee everyone's afraid they'll get a ticket if they're around me can't say I blame nobodies needs us I mean people aren't usually mean to me cuz I'm so adorable just what I don't need today nermal what do you probably mean to you because you're not ten for kissing correctly you have won an all-expense-paid vacation to send us the slowest bumpiest we're not even that pizza delivery boys you don't have to be nice to normal if you get that lot change City Hall this is where the mayor has his office the security guard is being mean to a cat going in thank you best idea I ever had Sam the robots reflecting tongue and I wouldn't be surprised if most of it wound up in my pocket you know what I mean I had a whole plan I drew up here about how I'm going to steal it all hey give me that back call you later just when you're trying to read someone's eyes interrupting he's very very crooked you've caused too much trouble for me cat I'm gonna take care of you paying any of these stupid fines besides I'm stealing all the money anyway this was all my scheme to swindle people and please I'm thinking this would not be a good time to plan your reelection campaign and nice to a financial plan found in his possession Mayor Grafton has been arrested and charged with being very very crooked jouji he was nice work garfield one i wonder what's going to happen to those robots that give out tickets I've arranged to have them reprogrammed to do something about your sandwiches cheating sitting out of moons that's wrong but making bad sandwiches that's really a crime

36 thoughts on “THE GARFIELD SHOW – EP111 – Kind to kittens

  1. even though the robots were reprogrammed, the TICKETS still showed a slash over a hand grabbing a cat's ears.

  2. Garfield is the best ? cat????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️???????????????????????

  3. I’d Still Totally Would’ve Like To See The Equistria Girls Enjoy Hanging Out With Garfield The Cat On The Garfield Show

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