Superstore – Cat’s Out of the Bag (Episode Highlight)


We don’t seem to have
any training videos about not discussing
abortion at work, because we just thought
it was so obvious, but you guys managed
to surprise us, so good job. – Whoo!
– Don’t lecture us on being responsible
when we all know what you did to Sandra. – Sandra–who’s Sandra? [all gasp]
– What? – Who’s Sandra? Just the woman who’s pregnant
with your bi-racial child. – In his defense, Sandra is
extremely forgettable. Remember when we left her at
Dave & Buster’s on her birthday? all: Yeah.
– I’m not pregnant. – What?
[all gasp] – Oh, God, am I too late?
– What? – I’m very confused. – Wait, so you didn’t
knock her up? – No, I’m gay.
[all gasp] – Oh, yeah, right, you’re gay,
and I’m Lorenzo Lamas. – Well, I am.
I’m gay. – But you’re so…blah. – Well, wait,
then who’s dating Sandra? – I made it up.
[all gasp] I haven’t been dating anyone. – I mean, nothing here
pops at all. – Why would you make
something like that up? – ‘Cause she’s a maniac. – At first it was
a misunderstanding, and then I just started
liking the attention. – For the first time in my life,
I was a star. – I’m the one
who’s been dating Jeff. [all gasp]
Okay, the whole time– me-me-me-me-me.
– Um… We were keeping that between us. – I just don’t get it. If you can be gay,
that means anyone can be gay. – Okay, well, you know,
cat’s out of the bag. Me and Jeff.
[giggles] Does anybody have any questions? – Can we please keep this
in this room? I’m not supposed to be dating
anybody from one of the stores. – But casual sex is okay, right? ‘Cause I’ve been banging Garrett
on and off for a while now. [all gasp]
– What? – Uh, that is correct. – Whoa!
– Really? – And you–you didn’t tell me? – I’m sorry, it just–
we haven’t told anybody. – It’s fine, I don’t–
I don’t care. – What has happened
to this store? – Me.
I happened. This is me.
This is my fault. I opened the cage,
or whatever. I’ve never seen “Jurassic Park.” [all gasp]
– What? – Okay, that is not what we’re
dealing with right now. Look, I should not have
gotten involved. Sandra, I’m really sorry. – No, I feel great. No more lies.
No more credit card debt from buying myself flowers. I can cancel
the horse-drawn carriage. – I almost told you
a couple times. – I said it’s fine.

44 thoughts on “Superstore – Cat’s Out of the Bag (Episode Highlight)

  1. Oh my god this was an epic episode and this moment in particular was brilliant!! SO freaking funny, it just keeps getting better. When Dina said she was banging Garrett I seriously gasped out loud!

  2. This is honestly the best tv show right now. I'm obsessed with every single one of the characters! I love how things totally escalated to Sandra having Jeff's baby haha

  3. Sandra is one of my favorite characters. I hope they keep up story lines for her and even maybe get her together with the guy at the bar in the Ladies Lunch episode!

  4. 0:35 I remember always thinking crazy how this guy Marcus reminds me of Morgan in the Mindy Project.. Same way of speaking, acting, looks… Then I discovered they're brothers. Genes are an amazing thing.

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