Steve Harvey Doesn't Want To Meet Scary Animals



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>> My staff thought it would be fun. >> To try what they always like to try,
and bring out some scary animals. >> [SOUND]
>> Scary animals. [SOUND]
>> Scary animals. >> It's not that scary, right? It's a Capuchin monkey, his name's Toby. His name's Toby, feel his back like right
here, real lightly, he won't hurt you, just give it a light pet. [SOUND]
>> The fun thing about these guys, they do something called urine washing. So before the show ,he peed in his hands,
and he coated it all over himself. He peed in his hands, and
he coated it all over himself, and they do a really cool thing. He peed in his hands and
he coated it all over himself, he peed in his hands, and
he coated it all over himself. >> His name's Toby. >> Aah! >> You wanna feed him a grape,
wanna feed him a grape? >> Nah,
I don't wanna do nothing with that animal. >> You can put in on the end
of the pen and hand it to him, you don't even have to touch the grape. It's a Kinkajou,
I know what you're thinking, Kinka, what? Kinkajou, look at that, you're not
the only one with a sweet mustache, you don't even have to trim it, nothing. Look at that, look at that. >> See, I'm a seed, I really am,
but a seed has to be planted, a seed got to have dirt put on top of it. Hell no! A seed got to have dirt put on top of it,
if you take a seed and throw it on the concrete and
walk off, the sun just burn it up. [SOUND]
>> Please welcome back my friend, and animal pro, Jeff Musial. >> Mama named him Cashius,
we calling him Cashius. Mama named him Cashius,
we call him Cashius! >> Logically, in my mind,
it doesn't make sense, doesn't make sense, doesn't make sense. >> Well, this is a bush baby. >> That to grow something, you should
dig a hole, put it down in there, and cover it with dirt. >> What, what? >> Logically, that don't make no
sense to me, but whoa, though. But whoa, though. But whoa, though. See, dirt is necessary. >> What's up? >> For growth and development,
dirt builds character, dirt gives you the push-through factor. And dirt ain't always what you want,
see, dirt is necessary, it teaches you to withstand it. >> He moves his legs forward, his man
part comes out, and he pees on his beard. >> Then it gives you something to push
through, so when you put the seed, and you put the dirt on it. If you understand stress, stress really
ain't just dirt, see, they don't call it dirt when they plant it, they
call it soil, soil has nutrients in it. Everything you see above ground that
blossoms, and plants, and grows, and it's beautiful,
it was underground one time. >> That's what I'm talking about, Steve! >> Hell, no. So they had to prove they self,
they had to prove they self, see, you wanna be successful, well,
then you got to prove yourself. You got to push through the dirt,
you got to come up through here, you got to come out, then you sprout. Then you become a tree,
next thing you know, you got fruit. If I don't put no damn dirt in this plant,
it's gonna die. >> Thank you, thank you for watching that. You know, if you enjoyed it,
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31 thoughts on “Steve Harvey Doesn't Want To Meet Scary Animals

  1. Steve has it so hard. Here's another piece of evidence for his decent into madness. You guys make it so dramatic, like we need a GoFundMe Steve page.

  2. What happened to these videos?
    Or any of them with the little red squares.
    That shit is hilarious, this video is god-forged gold.

  3. The “spooked coon” routine is as old as hell, and I’m stunned that this grown black man will still do this minstrel show in the 21st century.

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