Stephen’s New Puppy Benny Makes His Late Show Debut


OF COURSE, EVERYBODY LOVES THE
WARM AND FUZZIES AT THE HOLIDAYS, EXCEPT FOR THE CENTERS
FOR DISEASE CONTROL, BECAUSE THE CHEER STOMPERS OVER AT THE
C.D.C. ISSUED A WARNING THAT PUPPIES MAY BE MAKING PEOPLE
SICK. YEAH. THE C.D.C.’S OFFICIAL
SPOKESPERSON PUT IT THIS WAY:>>UGH! I’VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG! I HAVE DOG GERMS! GET HOT WATER! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!>>Stephen: SO MAYBE IT’S TRUE. MAYBE IT’S NOT. BUT YOU KNOW WHO DOESN’T CARE? ME AND MY PUPPY, BENNY.( APPLAUSE )
THERE HE IS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? NOT ONLY THERE HE IS. HERE HE IS. COME ON OUT, BENNIE. COME ON! OH! COME HERE, BUDDY. I’VE GOT HIM. COME HERE! COME HERE!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH! HERE YOU GO.>>Audience: BENNIE! BENNIE! BENNIE! BENNIE! BENNIE!>>Stephen: HOW DARE YOU,
C.D.C.! FIRST, YOU CAME FOR OUR
ROMAINE LETTUCE, NOW OUR PUPPIES? WHAT’S NEXT, BABY YODA CARRIES
LISTERIA? OH, DON’T LICK BABY YODA. DON’T LICK BABY YODA.( LAUGHTER )
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER HUDSON.

100 thoughts on “Stephen’s New Puppy Benny Makes His Late Show Debut

  1. I hate when Colbert pretapes all these random segments and there are tons of things going on that would be great to have his commentary on … I think it is more honest to not give us anything because he is on vacation. This just seems weird…

  2. We have a black lab puppy named Benny too! 5 months old, but better yet we also have his brother, a brown lab named Bean @benny_and_the_bean. Enjoy that puppy Stephen!

  3. Yes
    I don't keep dogs because they trigger my son's asthma attack and an asthma attack is not fun to watch when you see your child struggling to do a mundane thing like breathing

  4. Benny chants?! That’s a first! Also, didn’t expect that chant but he’s Stephen’s puppy and his name only has two syllables as well, so it all makes sense!???

  5. It is christmus season and all is about dogs/puppies! it shows how much dogs/puppies become a cornerstone in "White" people life!

  6. Stephen, once you had Benny in your arms and went at the CDC all i heard was Dr Evil and for that alone i love and respect you ?

  7. so adorable! ignore the idiots, almost every agency since trumputin got in is headed by mental midgets and/or cruel corrupt jerks. ty mr colbert.

  8. (0:20 – 0:29) My older brother and I have been memeing that to each other every Christmas for nearly 20 years now.

  9. Dogs must think toilets are extremely important. All the humans in the house are constantly marking their territory inside them.

  10. Vet at the Desk :
    By Sunita Nauriyal (The columnist is a well known veterinarian and director, Sanjay Gandhi Animal Care Centre and Hospital, New Delhi.
    ___My dog had a terrible attacks of ticks. We managed to get rid of them but he still licks himself so hard that he gets open sores. What can we do to prevent this? -Alka Chatterer, Jadavpur
    * Ticks attach themselves to the pet's skin via their mouth parts. The head, neck and interdigital (between the toes) areas of the pet are the most common sites of severe infestation. Ticks produce local irritation and even anemia. They also transmit blood borne parasitic diseases.
    Your pet can be deticked at regular intervals with the help of anti-tick baths. The wounds or sores must be checked out to see whether or not your pet is having a concomitant skin disease. Topical applications of betadine would help wounds heal. But if there is a more serious skin disorder, I would advise a skin scrapping examination to determine the causative organism/factor involved.
    Specific topical applications, supportive antibiotic therapy with multivitamin supplements would in most cases take care of the problem. Your nearby vet could advise you accordingly. Also make sure that in the event of finding ticks crawling your walls, floor, furniture, an effective household pestcontrol technique be adopted to get rid of the ticks.
    Courtesy: The Statesman Impressions Kolkata, Sunday 26 September 1999.

  11. Ahh Benny is the double of my dog Molly ….. sooo beautiful. ?? I’ve always admired you Stephen but your taste is impeccable now to me ?

  12. AWWW BENNY!!!! CDC you are stupid at times!! As much animal cruelty that's going on the last thing you needed to say was this nonsense!! Guess what if I didn't already have two cats that are scared of dogs I would go get a puppy from a shelter!! CDC sometimes you can be dumb!!

  13. Puppies are dangerous, you may get maladies such as : pupperitis, acute cuteness, agoraphobia (because you just want to stay in with your puppy), carpel tunnel (from constant belly rubs), sensitive patches of skin (from tons of licking) adoratosis and worst of all a lack of sleep from getting kicked in the face nightly as your pup chases squirrels in their dreams.

  14. Meh, I know the audience loved Benny, and so do I, but please, people, has no one ever told you that most animals don't appreciate loud noises??? Jeeze

  15. Hey Stephen, I'm sure you adopted that beautiful boy. How about give a "Tip of the hat" to the shelter/rescue from which you saved him. I'm guessing by appearance that he's a spaniel/lab mix.

  16. When he said "Benny", the first thing I thought of was the song Benny and the Jets, but I thought I might be the only one thinking that. Then they played the song! ❤️ Anyway, how beautiful is that puppy?! ❤️ What kind/breed of dog is that?

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