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– What did we feed you that’s
making you fart like this? Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your
feelings, but it’s true. (barking) I know, Bean, Games of Thrones isn’t real even though we all wish it was. Oh, hello. Is this hangout time? We having a chat? Beanie, you don’t wanna sleep in your bed? What, this isn’t good enough for you? Can you shut the door? Is this what you wanted, Bean? Yeah? This what you, this what you like? Do you think you’d hump
yourself if you could? You ever think about how
you’re not wearing any clothes? Wearing a collar is like
the only clothing you have. Dang. Gettin’ more action than I am. I’m sorry. That’s rude. When you get excited everyone can see it. At least I have pants on. I hear you.
(barking) Thank you for protecting the house, Bean. If ever a murderer came in
here, we would all be dead. Okay, all right. You’re gonna be a party animal! Look at you, you party, yeah, no. I don’t like hats either. Bean, you are not a guard dog.
(barking) You’re not scary enough. Can we just find a place
to sit and sit there? Not, oh, okay. Hit my crotch. I’m afraid of thunder too. Your haircuts cost more than mine do. That’s not right. Bean, did you fart? Oh, God, you little gross puppy. I know it’s scary, life is scary. Just kidding, you’re not gross! You’re not gross, you’re adorable. Oh, God, you are actually quite smelly. Quite smelly. Gettin’ some action, huh? All the cuddles. You’re a good cuddler. You’re a good cuddler, Bean. I can just snuggle up next to you.
Bean is so adorable
Bean is so cute!! Every day me and Oakley go to the pet store she’s always looking at these labradoodle puppies, but she always stares at one of the blackish brownish puppies. (Don’t tell her that I’m getting a puppy, and I won’t tell her who.?)
Ned on the daily. ????????
Yur voice kinda sounds like Kermit the frog, I like it!
I want more videos like these with Ned in 'em!!!
SPOILER ALERT:
1:25 – THE BACKGROUND VOICE THING (IDK WHAT IT IS CALLED LOL)
Hah can’t relate cuz I don’t have a doggo ?
What type of dog is that ?? Bc he is soo cute
BEANIEDOODLE
Aw! Kiss ? for bean!!
Oh thank god I thought I was the only one who was this obsessed with their dog
Me: sees bean
Me: clicks
The beginning ???❤️
OMG I LOVE BEAN
which breed is bean??
Yep. Yep yep yep.
What breed of dog is bean?
My 2 ur old puppy is the opposite of bean. She is a horrible guard dog all she does is lay in her bed and and fat a lot
Ned's dog look like a doll
One of the only videos Ned doesn’t talk about his wife
I miss my beloved labradoodle
That is how i deal with valentine's day
The worst part is when u step on your little dogs paw and u can’t tell them how sorry u are
I would give my dog hugs like Ned does to bean but my dog is literally the size of me he’s way too big ?
it's not that odd for me ? dogs don't question their master's intelligence capacity of anything and all, most loyal adorable creature ???♥️
What Breed is heeee ???
Omg bean is adorable!
1:47 aww
Wow that dog knows how to clear out the room
1:52 lol
Bean's soooo sweet! <3
P
Ned: Bean, you’re not scary enough
Me: ?❤️ aww
that doggo is cuto as hecko
What's the breed ?
What breed is this
Lol we all do this
These aren’t odd at all.
Legit me and my dog only he is massive
So it’s on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL ????
“What did we feed you that’s making you fart like this?”
Beans beans good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart,
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat beans for every meal
Coincidence? I think not
I have a cat and I say almost the same thing to her
Which dog breed is he?
Bean is so cute! I don't care how smelly he is I'd still cuddle him ❤
I thought I was the only one who did this ??
“When you get excited everyone can see it, at least I have pants on” -Ned Fulmer
Me ?? I'm always thinking if someone overhears me & doesn't know i have a dog it sounds weird
Bean's adorable!!!
Ned sounds drunk
Bean!!!! ?????
Bean is the cutest ❤️ and such a cute name!
U r not scary enough!??
I can so relate. When my mom says "can you please wash the dishes?" I always tell my dog (burberry) "hey Burberry, can you believe my mom told me to wash the dishes?!" Lol always
Which breed is he
I love this!
Is it just me or does Bean kinda look like Ned…
The guy is so cute. And his dog , I can't even-
"What did we feed you that's making you fart like this?"
Well his name is bean after all so…..
Who’s back after the 3-year-old update with Baby Wes?? ? ? ?
Thought the guy in the thumbnail was Cody ko
If only I had a dog…
?????
What kind of dog is he?
What’s Beans breed? He’s lovely!
Happy friends ?
That’s what I love about dogs, not matter how weird the conversation between them
And the owner is, they’re always good listeners…this is gonna sound hella random but I remember my great grandma always used to tell the most entertaining stories to us when we visited her a lot when I was younger, I remember one story…somewhere along the line of when she was little her trying to whistle for the first time but instead she kept on sneezing…don’t know how but seemed funny to listen to…even the dogs were looking at her like “wtf?!!” But they were making these weird snorting noises indicating they were laughing with her…plus, every time she farted or someone played annoying music or someone said squirrelthey always move away, just actually like goofballs…I love dogs, it breaks my heart how someone can buy them and just abandon them…they’re not trash, they’re this special gem to treasure…their These loveable, goofy, amazing and unique dogs that deserve someone to love them
Yep. I have all of those with my dog. Especially the guard dog one…
Next, ?hamstersss
Which dog breed is it?
I love it when people love their pets?????
What type of dog is that?
I guess Ned named him Bean for a reason
OMG that is so weird!
I’m only in middle school and that is exactly the dog I want when I’m older and I want to name it bean!!
That dog looks like mine ?
What breed is this dog?
Ohhh. He is precious, is better talking to our dogs than a human.. Dogs are amazing!
Ha ha ha ha loved it. He farted, you're not scary enough. ❤❤❤❤?????
I just pretend I'm in a soap opera with my dog 90% of the time
& now his baby is in first place. Balance is everything.
Why is this so accurate omg , I talk to my dog all day
Aww. I wish I had a Ned to cuddle me and tell me thunderstorms are scary.
I don’t even want a boyfriend. Just a thunderstorm Ned. See – they had the wrong idea when they made real dolls. Men don’t buy dolls.
They need to make heated human robots that hug girls and will nod and blink while we expound upon our many problems. Now THAT would sell!
So cute!
LOL!
Oh please… Dogs think farts are the best things in the world.
That dog looks like a sweater I used to own. Lol. He is gorgeous chocolate brown ???.
Does anyone know what dog breed is Bean?
Beautiful dog. What kind of breed is that?
The dog is so freaking cute ☺️❤️❤️
This is soooooo cute
Look how little Bean is …
He has a surprisingly long tail
cute
BEAN!!!!
I'm sorry I took away your dolls???????
I felt like that man just imbericed himself so baaadddd??
it’s hard taking my dog for a walk without looking crazy cause i just talk to him the whole time?
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Is that a havenese miniature poodle since that is what my dog is and looks exactly like that and he has a red collar so cute!!
Ned is cuter than that puppy
Omg, that's such a cute, sweet puppy. What breed is it?
Plottwist: The dog was a paid actor
It’s hilarious how the dog grins at 1:42 just like a human. I would totally do that lmfao