Sexual Violence with the Birds and the Bees – episode 1


Zach, she’s been on the nectar all night She’s fine, Knoll! Right? Dude. Couch, water, pizza. I thought you were my wingman? I am, dude, you should thank me. She’s totally into it.

Doesn’t count when
you’re wrecked. Hammered equals date rape. For reals? For reals. Wow. Now I feel like a total woodpecker
head. Buzz off! This isn’t a mating dance.

Hey! Chill! Let’s get bird-shit-faced and party!

You chill and keep your hands off her tail feathers. Damn! Talk about buzzkills.

Damn! Talk about not knowing when it’s time to bail. Time to fly the coop hive-hole.

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