Well, I really don’t know why
I’m still reading this book. (Book:”Apparitions and Ghosts”) And definitely, I have
to check that light bulb. The bird woman, it’s a mysterious
creature half woman and half bird. Throughout history, have been described
different varieties of bird woman. For example, the harpies
in Greek mythology… …the Sirin and the Alkonost
in Russian legends… …or some kind of ghosts or
Yokai in Japanese folklore. It is also said that the bird woman…… Others say it’s an evil entity… …with the ability to travel
through different dimensions… …and to take her victims with her. Some claim the most effective
method to drive away… …the bird woman, is to
throw her the saliva of a… Son!, dinner will be ready in half
an hour, but we are out of juice… Grab the bike, go to the
mini market in a little hurry… And buy blackberry pulp. Mommy! Be careful with my phone, I’ll
leave it here on the corridor table! OK honey, don’t be long! Hey, hey, excuse me.
Will you do me a favor? Could you hold the baby
while I tie my shoes? – Yeah, right.
– Thank you very much. Nice baby, cuchi cuchi cuchi cuchi cuchi. Hey, ma’am, and what’s
the boy’s name? Ma’am? Ma’am? Ma’am? And now what do I do with this child? Mommy! Tobíiiiiaaaassss Tobíiiiiaaaassss I think I’d better go. Tobíiiiiaaaassss Where am I? TOBIAAAASSSSS Hey Paco, this weather
changes very quickly. It was a nice day and now
look all this fog. Look at that. I think this weather
even gave you a cold. That’s what it looks like. I’ll prepare a cup of honey with lemon
and I’ll be as good as new soon. Run!
The bird woman is comming! – What did he say?
– I think he said we should run. Run? But this day is too
cold for exercise. It can’t be, it’s llama saliva! My main weakness! Aaaaahhhhh!!! Well, that’s strange. I’d swear to have seen a
lady with chicken legs. Son, Tobias!
Did you fall asleep again? And the juice pulp? Hey, but seems you’ve got a fever. Maybe, did you get a cold? It feels like you are in “flames”
(llamas in Spanish) In flames? Hey, Paco, look, the
weather’s improved again. And what happened to the kid on the
bike tha crossed a moment ago? Looks like he wasn’t from around here. I’m telling you, Paco, this place
is getting weirder and weirder. Do you remember that we’ve
had the sensation… …that something’s
following us for months? It’s true. But it is is taking like, too long. Hello friends how are you!.
Don’t leave yet. Now we have a surprise for you. As you know, sometimes when you do
a video, there’s a lot of mistakes. So for the first time we’ve prepared
this footage of bloopers. But first a little
advertising pause… …and we’ll be back in a second. I hope the ad has rolled, or I’ll look a little ridiculous. Like in those newsreels where
they announce a feature… …and there’s some mistake and
the don’t paly the right video… …and the presenter stays on
camera, with a face like… Oh my! This is embarrasing! Paco, don’t stray from the subject. Oh, yeah. And now let’s see the bloopers! Some claim the most effective method
to drive away the bird woman, … is to throw her the saliva of a…
– Son! Dinner will be ready in half
an hour, but we are out of…. …out of… What did we run out of? Son! In half an hour the juice runs out. Oops, uh, sorry. Son! We ran out of bread for breakfa…!
Oh no… That was for the video of
the other time, right? Nice baby, cuchi cuchi cuchi cuchi cuchi. Hey, ma’am, and what’s the boy’s name? I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I think
I pressed the button on it’s back. Does anyone know how to turn it off? Or where the batteries are? Ma’am! And now what do I do with this child? Wait a minute, cut! Tobi, you have to
move the fan slower. You flew those leaves very fast. I’ll prepare a cup of honey with lemon
and I’ll be as good as new soon. Run! Here comes the Ayuwoki! What did he say? I think he was wrong. Ayuwoki, you don’t appear in this video. They called you by mistake. Run? But this day is too
cold for exercise. Hey Paco, what happened? My urge to sneeze is gone. And those were the bloopers.
We hope you liked them. Just as we also hope you
have enjoyed this… …creepy video,
of the mutant bird woman. By the way, you noticed that this video… …is also part of the series
“Llamas of Time and Space? It could be titled:
Llamas of time and space 2.5 …introducing: “The Mutant Bird Woman.” I hope you’ve seen the
two other videos from the series. And if you haven’t, run and see them. We’re already working on the third. Remember to leave your comments,
your little hands up. Hands up? Why?
Is this a robbery? Paco, what are you talking about? And remember to share
this video with your friends… And of course, watch any of the
these recommended videos. Doing so you will be
supporting our channel. Hey, the thumbnails of the
videos covered our faces. That’s right, Paco. But this is the time to show our
viewers the recommended videos. Hey look! If we move our heads a little bit to
the side, we are on camera again. – Hello there!
– See you later friends!