Key & Peele – Cat Poster


– JOHNNY. OKAY, CARTER. I CAN STAY HERE
ALL NIGHT. SO WHY DON’T
YOU AND I CUT THE CRAP, AND YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
ON MARCH 15TH? – AND WHAT’S IN IT
FOR CARTER FINLEY? – WHAT’S IN IT
FOR YOU IS I DON’T SEND YOU BACK
TO JAIL. – [sighs] THE GUY’S NAME
IS CAT BRANCHMAN. I MET HIM DOWNTOWN AT A CLUB
CALLED “THE CLUTCHING KITTEN.” YOU MAY HAVE HEARD
OF IT. IT’S DOWN ON THE CORNER
OF HANG AND FUR STREET. – CAT BRANCHMAN. SO WHAT’S A GUY
LIKE YOU AND A GUY NAMED CAT– [sighs] OKAY. I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE DOIN’, FINLEY. YOU’RE JUST USING WHAT YOU SEE
IN MY POSTER. – I’M NOT, DETECTIVE. I’M TELLING THE TRUTH. – WE’LL SEE HOW MUCH TRUTH
YOU TELL AFTER A FEW WEEKS
IN SOLITARY CONFINE– – FINE, DETECTIVE. YOU’VE TWISTED MY ARM.
– NOW, THAT’S BETTER. – THE GUY’S NAME WASN’T
CAT BRANCHMAN. – THANK YOU. – IT WAS A CHINESE GUY NAMED
“MR. MEOW.” HE’S THE REAL
GANG BOSS. STORY WENT HE HUNG GUYS
FROM TREES AND TOOK PICTURES
OF THEM. – FINLEY.
– USED TO RUN A CLUB DOWNTOWN. A FRONT, OF COURSE.
CALLED IT “THE PAW AND POSTER.” – FINLEY. – RAN IT WITH A GUY NAMED
“HONG IN THAR.” – OKAY. LET’S TRY THIS
ONE MORE TIME. FINLEY? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? – UM… COFFEE.
MR. COFFEE COOP. – YOU–COFFEE COOP? – HIS NAME WAS
“BALDY TALL MAN COFFEE COOP.” – [sighs] NOW YOU’RE JUST TALKING
ABOUT ME. FINLEY, I’M GONNA GIVE YOU
ONE MORE CHANCE. WHO IS IN CHARGE? – HIS NAME WAS
“ANGRY MAN.” – [sighs] – THE WAREHOUSE IS LOCATED IN THE DIPLOMA
FOR BEING A DETECTIVE. – I WANT A NAME.
– JUSTIN. – THANK YOU. – HANGTREE–
– DON’T SAY “HANG.” GOD DAMN IT,
DO NOT SAY “HANG.” – HANG–
– NOPE. – HANGMAN JUSTIN CATS…
– FINLEY. – POSTER.
– DO NOT SAY “POSTER” OR “CAT.” – CAT POSTER.
– OKAY, THAT’S IT. I’M LOSING MY PATIENCE. WINSLOW, GET THIS MORON
OUTTA HERE. – [sighs] – I’M LOSING MY PATIENCE. LET’S TRY THIS
ONE MORE TIME. I’M GETTIN TOO OLD
FOR THIS [bleep]. [groans] – WELL-PLAYED, DETECTIVE. WELL-PLAYED, INDEED. – HEY, CARTER. YOU HANG IN THERE.

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Cat Poster

  1. that moment when he looks at the cat poster and realizes that guy is messing with him. lol and vice versa. I guess two really can play that game. roflmbo

  2. Bahahahhahahahahaha 😂.. No matter how many times I watch these skits I'm crying 😂 laughing till my ribs hurt.

  3. This is a parody of how the movie The Usual Suspects went down yes peele is doing kevin spacey I just watched usual suspects like 2 nights ago it was meh… but the ending was pretty tight

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