I don’t like the vet because they end up having all these flyers of all these pets that need adopted you know, they’ll have like a picture You know the cat, and then they’ll have a description But they’ll have the description as though the cat wrote it And so it’s like “Hi I’m Pickles. the most enchanting feline in hollywood I’m a sassy lady, who’s somewhere between, ages 5 and 19 my hobbies include Loving you and waiting for you to come home By for meow” I’m like, who wrote that? A dog? whoever wrote that doesn’t know shit about cats If a cat wrote it it’d be like, “hi, i’m pickles pet me and I’ll claw your scrotum off i’m between ages 5 and 1,000 cause cats can’t die my hobbies include peeing in your pillowcase yep Don’t come home cause it’s mine now now, bitch” *hissing* You can’t just introduce an adult cat into your house it doesn’t work like a cat is like a terminal illness It’s easier if you’ve had it from the beginning *Laughs* you ever talk to somebody who’s adopted a cat? They’re not… doing well! they’re always like, “Yeah, yeah, we just rescued a cat.” How’s that going? “Well, we sleep outside” The sprinkler systems keep us on our toes My favorite thing is to go back to the vet a month later to see all the, all the flyers of the homeless owners “hi I’m Greg Pickles evicted me. I need a place to live, and a scrotum” Hey guys, thank you so much for sticking around to the end of the Video um we uh? I feel, like i’m a stand-up comedian at my core and that’s a piece of me that i want to share With you guys. The reason i started this channel Was to help expand on what it is that i do so i hope you guys Do come to support stella and I at a live show and if you have been to a Live show, why don’t you share your experience in the comment section below We’re gonna go through pick some of our favorite comments to give away some free t-shirts What? Are you crazy? look at you you, with your naked torso. You’re t-shirt-less, and we’re gonna supplement that for you whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?????