[swishy swishy fist times] Oh no! The space cats are invading! Wow! You are so brave and in good shape! Thanks! Time to heroically sacrifice myself! I’m pregnant! Hello. Tom! I thought you were dead! Also I’m black now. So I see. I however have remained completely the same. Well you have gained weight… COMPLETELY THE SAME. Tom, there’s something I need to tell you. Oh baby- Wait! THEY’RE BACK! [MEOWING AND SMASHING AND CRASHING] Quick! Celebrity best friend Batman! Use your psychic powers! Okay! Oh no. Now that cat has Batman’s psychic powers! That’s totally how that works. And it’s using them to control the minds of a profession stunt team! Yes. That also makes sense. Aha! We are stuntmen! Yes! We will punch you now! Urgh! He’s so strong and attactive! Why are the cats here? Remember the Quantum Syntax Crystal of Felinium Five? You mean this one? No. This one. Oh. They need it to open the Astrocat Space Hole! And destroy Earth! Earth?! But that’s where I parked the car! AAAAAAAAAAARRGH! He’s killed me! AAAAAAAAAAARRGH! Oh! I’m dead! AAAAAAAAAAARRGH! Mummy! Oh no! Did you die? Worse. I sold out. DOWNLOAD BATTLE CATS NOW! AVAILABLE IN APP STORES! Uurgh! My integrity! Hey! I had our baby just now! My son… FULFIL YOUR DESTINY! Have you been working out? No. Tom, this script doesn’t make any sense. I AM AN ARTIST!! Hey you! This video was sponsored by the game Battle Cats which you can download for free in the description below. It’s got cats and they’re battling! What more could you want?