Heavy Metal Cats! Key of Awesome #1


BarelyDigital.com (subdued electric guitar intro) ♪ You leave work early, but you’re not sick ♪ ♪ You’re racin’ home to get your fix ♪ ♪ You used to do it to relieve stress-ahhh ♪ ♪ but now you have become obsessed with ♪ ♪ Kitteeeeeeeeeeeens ♪ ♪ On the web! ♪ ♪ Ha-ha-ha, yeah ♪ ♪ You watch them ♪ ♪ Until you’re dead! ♪ ♪ ‘Til you’re dead ♪ ♪ Ha-ha-haaaa ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ ♪ Will your obsession ever end? ♪ ♪ You send annoying links to your friends ♪ ♪ This one’s on a Roomba, look at him go! ♪ ♪ This one sounds like he’s saying hello-oh! ♪ ♪ Your whole world is now consumed! ♪ ♪ Your laptop is a furry tomb! ♪ ♪ They’ve become your owners now,
you hang upon their every meow. ♪ ♪ KitteeEeEeEeEeEns ♪ ♪ On the we-eb! ♪ ♪ On the we-HEB! ♪ ♪ Batting at the strings ♪ ♪ Inside your head ♪ ♪ In your head ♪ MEOW. (repeated by a high-pitched voice)
Three little kittens… Lost their mittens… And they began to cry. ♪ You lost your job and all your loot ♪ ♪ Your Garfield sweatshirts are no longer cute ♪ ♪ Your mother says you’ll never find a man ♪ ♪ You think the Ninja Cat is your boyfriend! ♪ ♪ Now they’ve taken complete control ♪ ♪ I can haz cheezburger?
I can haz your soul? ♪ ♪ While you sit and LOL,
their furry paws drag you to hell! ♪ (guitar solo) ♪ Hey yeeeeeeeah, yeah!!!! ♪ ♪ Watch what you’re doin’ with that… ♪ ♪ Paper clip-ahhhh! ♪ ♪ Oh! Oh! ♪ (echoing laughter, then fades) (fast, tinny electronic music begins) (simple organ melody plays) (add heavy metal instrumentation) ♪ Hey! ♪ ♪ Ho! ♪ (music ends) ♪ The Key of Awesome. ♪ Hey guys, thanks for watching “Kittens on the Web!” If you want to see behind the scenes action, click right here! I’m going to be making some awesome music videos for you every week. I just finished filming one right now! So if you want to see them all, subscribe! (dramatic musical sting plays, heavy breathing) BarelyDigital.com

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