HUHCRASH Luther! Oh. Hey Gary. Guess what Luther? What? Gary’s gonna go buy a kitty cat today! Oh, okay, cool. You wanna come? I can’t, I gotta go to work… Come on! Gary I gotta go to work! Gary wonders what kinds of kitty cats they’ll have at this place! Gary guesses we won’t know till we find out But that’s the beauty of pet stores! Who knows what they might have?! Oy! De donde diablos va! What? Ay Dios Mios Look, just watch where you’re going, okay? Oh, Gary’s sorry. Gary just wants to go adopt a kitty cat I don’t care. Just watch where you’re going, okay? Okay, Gary’s sorry! Man, Luther… That guy was like, speaking alien or something. Gary didn’t understand that! Gary, that was Spanish Oh! Hey, you guys! Welcome to my pet store! How can I help you all today? Well… We came looking for- *GASP* Oh Gary’s God! His name is Raven *Stuttering* It’s purr-fect! Hmm. I wonder how Gary is doing with his new best friend. AHHHHH!!!!!! LUTHER!!!! Save Gary!!! Woah, woah, woah, hold on, hold on, calm down, calm down, what the hell you talking about? Luther! Eh! Eh! The kitty! The kitty wants to hurt Gary! It’s summoning demons and everything to hurt Gary! *Stuttering* Gary, stop eating your jelly beans! There’s no way a CAT can do that! HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! COME FORTH DEMONS OF THE FIERY DEPTHS!!! RISE AND VANQUISH THESE MORTALS!!! DIE! DIE! YOU WILL ALL DIE!! RUN COWARDS!!! HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

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