Bird Box in a nutshell


*silence* *footsteps* *cracc* *W H O O P S, I F E L L* Look there is a pregnant woman (should never assume in current year) there who fell. Yeaaaaah let’s N O T help her. silent void Okay I will help her. *walkking* Come inside or you will die Okayay Oh look what is that? I am gonna’ kill myself. Noooo don’t killll yourseeelf (I guess?) *Top ten vaguest anime deaths* D I E *teleports behind you* “Time to die liberal”. GET UP NOW OR YOU WILL DYE. O K A Y A Y *literally floats* That was a close call Thank God we are safe now N O P E *thicc woman appear from wall* Hello I am Olympia and no one likes me Hello Ohohlymp – O H WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, I need to give B I R T H (sure i guess?) *Olympia does, whatever this is* Me too actually! *pop* *conception* *100 yard stare* He is so beautiful. W O W (that’s how berth works) Hey guys, how about you look at this! *BALLOON STRETCH* Okay, that sounds like a good idea. *s n a p* *̸̙́͗̕̚͝b̸̡̘̤͙͚̮̻̮̲̞̃̈̍ͅ ̵̻͙͙̻̤͎̹͇͕̙́͆̾̅̄͘ę̶̱̩̭͓͚̩͇̘͂ ̴̢̡̤̠͎̝̩̰̹̿̇̄̒͑̅̓̈́̋͝ͅn̵̳̩̾̿̐ ̴͚͓͔̳̖͉̟̖͕̯̓͆̔̇̾̓́̎̚̕d̴̡̛̝̥̮̳̩̙͔̙̈̄̊̀ ̴͍̮̖̫͓̩̖̩́͊̈͒͂͂͝͠&̵̧̞͕̪͖̰̺̬̰͖̩̿̃ ̵̤̭̙͙̩̤̖̒̏͑̽̑́̕s̵̛̲̞̠̪̪̰̫͖͖̜̣͒͗̑̆̇̓͑̅̕̚ ̸̦̤͚̠̘̘̮̼̰͙͒̾̂̃̈͋͗͒n̶͍͉̦̥͍̣̣̓͒̑̒̀͑̚͘͜ ̸̮̲̜̪̮͎̫͚̥̿͊̔͑̽͊͗̎̅͠͝a̴̧̠̳̺̥͛͆̏̓̋̅̑́̕̕ ̴̲̯͖̳̄̔͐̓̋͗͆͑̿p̵͍̖͂̎̀*̵̘̯͉̺̝̳͈̓̄͝ ̶̛̜̯̺͑͊̀́́͝ *glass breaks* *lvl 1 crook* *wAtEr* Okay, boy and girl it’s meeting time. *tent manifests* Okay, boy and girl we must float down this stream Okay. Wait why? No questions, just do what I say or we will all die, understood? no Ö̵͎̱̻̯̺̠͙̬͙̲́͗̒͠ ̵̡̦͉̜̠͕̲̘͚̙̂̓̅͋̓̀̋̿̋̈́K̷̢̢̤͉̲̹͔͎͖̱̙̎̊̋͘͠ ̸͍̥̬̯̄Ạ̶̢̦͖̹̳́̔̑̇̀͛̕̕͠͠͠ ̵̰̪͈̠͙̖̬́͋̈̈̇̂͆̕͜Y̸̜̣̥̅͒̉̌ ̴̖̯͎̳̘̺̝͑̈͋̋̋͜͜ Okay, g o o d. Now, one person has to look so we don’t die. Do we have any volunteers? I’ll do it. No, no one is gonna look, understood? o k a y Now put on your blindfolds wow this is going fine *dancing boat* wHOOPS! We fell into the water. W O W, we made it. *C h i r p* Oh look! We found the safe-house down the– RIVER *knoccs on LADY* Hello, can we come in? We have blindfolds. Yeah, sure, I guess. W o w ! Yeah, plot twist we are all blind. Yay, what a happy ending *cracketh* By the way, your name is Tom, and your name is Olympia *Olympia descends* Oh, alright then… *Olympia a s c e n d s* (sub to surreal entertainment and love yourself)

100 thoughts on “Bird Box in a nutshell

  1. Wow this is going fine

    The boat : ⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️↖️↗️↘️↗️➡️⬆️↘️↘️

    Her : oops we fell into the water

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