Baby African Cat, Porcupine, Kangaroo & Python w/ Ken Jeong, Jenny Slate & Kristen Schaal


WE CAN SCOOT DOWN! LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT! HEY, MAN!>>OH, MY GOD!>>Ken: OH, MY GOD A DOG! YOU WERE A DOCTOR, RIGHT? IT’S A CAT.>>Ken: NOT AN ANIMAL DOCTOR. ( LAUGHTER )
>>THIS IS AN AFRICAN KITTEN. ONLY ABOUT FOUR MONTHS OLD. I’M IN LOVE. THIS IS GREAT. ONE OF THE REASONS WE LIKE TO GO
OUT IN PUBLIC AND TAUB ABOUT OUR ANIMALS, EVEN THOUGH HE’S ON A
LEASH DRINKING OUT OF A DISH BECAUSE HE’S A KITTEN, THIS IS A
CONFISCATION AND I WANT TO KEEP HIM AS A PET. ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS
WILDLIFE TRAFFICKING, PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE PETS OUT OF WILD
ANIMALS. THIS WILL STAND ABOUT TWO FEET
AS A FULL-GROWN ADULTS.>>Ken: WHAT IS THAT? A LITTLE SPRIG.>>Ken: OH, YEAH, I GIVE THAT
TO MY DAUGHTER.>>OH! ( BLEEP )! THE HISSING DOES SOUND —
>>Ken: WHOA, WHOA! FEED THE CAT! THE CAT’S MAD! WHOA, IT’S NOT MY FAULT! ( BLEEP )!>>AS CUTE AS IT IS, WHEN THIS
GUY GETS FULL GROWN –>>Ken: KRISTEN, CAN YOU GET
IN FRONT OF ME?>>I’M NOT SCARED OF THAT KITTY. ( BLEEP ). HE’S HITTING HARD. NATIVE TO THE GRASS LANDS,
SMALLER THAN A CHEETAH. LOOKS LIKE HE WILL HAVE TO GROW
INTO THOSE EARS BECAUSE HE’S A KITTEN. DON’T FALL OFF THE TABLE, BUDDY.>>Ken: ON TO THE NEXT ANIMAL,
I SAY. IT’S BEEN GREAT HAVING YOU,
WE’LL WATCH YOUR MOVIE, IT’S GREAT. I LOVE IT. HE’S A CONTESTANT ON THE — I
GET IT. DO YOU HAVE A TONG SONGTO SING? GREAT. NEXT.>>GIVE IT UP, ROOKA. ADORABLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
A LITTLE MORE YOUR SPEED?>>( BLEEP ). ( BLEEP ).>>JUST EAT IT.>>Ken: I’M NOT GOING TO EAT
IT, RICK. DON’T DO BITS, JUST — HERE YOU
GO, HERE YOU GO.>>SO THIS IS MARILYN MONROO. ( LAUGHTER )
SHE’S A LITTLE YOUNG KANGAROO.>>OH, JEEZ!>>Ken: I DON’T MEAN TO BE
STUPID, BUT DOES THIS ALWAYS COME IN A STOCKING?>>AS MUCH AS ALL OUR ANIMALS
LOOK FUN, THIS IS A WILD ANIMAL. SHE IS RAISED BY OUR TRAINERS,
BUT AS SHE GROWS SHE WON’T BE AN ANIMAL YOU WANT IN YOUR HOME
EITHER. THE MALES GET UP TO SIX FEET IN
HEIGHT. THESE ARE THE BIG BUFF ONES YOU
SEE.>>Ken: WHOA! I DIDN’T SAY NOTHING, DUDE!>>I HEARD A KANGAROO CAN LEAN
BACK ON THEIR TAIL AND TAKE THEIR HOOF AND DISEMBOWEL YOU.>>IT’S NOT A HOOF, BUT THE
MALES, THEY HAVE A THICK SKIN ON THEIR BELLY, UH THEY WILL REAR
UP AND TICK WITH THE BACK LEGS.>>I LOVE THIS LITTLE KANGAROO
SO MUCH.>>Ken: GIVE IT UP! WOW! MARILYN!>>MARILYN MONROO, YES. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>SO THIS IS QUILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>I LIKE THE NAME!>>Ken: SHE TALKS LIKE A BABY. THAT’S THE SOUND THEY MAKE
WHEN THEY SHOOT THEIR QUILLS OUT. I’M KIDDING!>>WELL WILL THE QUILLS SHOOT
OUT AT US?>>Ken: NO, THAT IS JUST A
MYTH. EVERYBODY OUT THERE THINKS THEY
CAN SHOOT THEIR QUILLS.>>Ken: HE’S TALKING. HE CHATTERS.>>Ken: HI, QUILL, I’M KEN
JEONG, WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?>>CAN I TOUCH THE QUILL TO SEE
HOW SHARP IT IS?>>BAD IDEA. WE HAVE SOME PORCUPINES WHO LAY
BACK AND YOU CAN TOUCH THEM, BUT SEE HOW THEY ARE UP NOW? IF YOU STARTLE HIM, HE WOULD
JUMP, FORCING THE QUILL INTO YOUR FINGER AND THAT STICKS INTO
YOUR FLESH. THAT’S THE VISUAL OF THEM
SHOOTING THE QUILLS. HE IS A SOUTH AMERICAN SPECIES
KNOWN AS A TAIL PO PO PORCUPINE. THE TAIL IS GRASPING. THEY USE IT TO ANCHOR THEMSELVES
AND PULL THEMSELVES UP INTO TREES AND MOVE THEMSELVES FROM
ONE TO THE OTHER.>>HOW COME YOU CAN PICK HIM UP. WHAT’S THAT SIZE? ( APPLAUSE )
>>IT’S LIKE A CHRIS TUCKER PORCUPINE. YOU READY FOR THE LAST ONE?>>Ken: OH. I CAN’T DO IT.>>Ken: I’LL PROTECT YOU. KRISTEN, GO IN FRONT OF HER.>>I CAN’T.>>Ken: YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO
IT. YOU WANT TO STAND UP?>>MY GOAL IS NOT TO PLAY ON
PEOPLE’S FEARS. MY GOAL IS TO GET PEOPLE
CONNECTED WITH WILDLIFE. IF YOU DON’T WANT THIS, WE’LL
GET FURTHER AWAY.>>I’LL BE BRAVE. CAN I TOUCH IT?>>ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS JULIUS SQUEEZER.>>Ken: BREAKING SOME OF MY
BOUNDARIES.>>LOOK AT YOU! IS ANYTHING GOING TO HAPPEN TO
ME RIGHT NOW?>>Ken: I THINK SHE’S HAPPY TO
BE HERE! THAT’S AMAZING! OH, MY GOD!>>I LOVE THAT YOU KID THAT. THE FACE REALLY COMES OUT.>>Ken: I HAVEN’T SEEN A FACE
ON A SNAKE LIKE THAT SINCE I HAD LUNCH WITH MY AGENT! ( LAUGHTER )
THANK YOU. IT TOOK ME FOUR MONTHS TO WRITE
THAT JOKE!>>DO YOU WANT TO TRY AND HAVE
THEM IN OUR LAP?>>Ken: DO YOU WANT TO TRY AND
CONQUER YOUR FEAR?>>I WOULD LOVE TO STAND BEHIND
THE COUCH WHILE YOU GUYS DO THAT!>>Ken: WE’LL TRY THAT. WE’LL HELP OUT.>>Ken: THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO
END MY LIFE WITH — I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT MY LIFE AND CAREER WOULD
END, LIKE, OH, MY GOD –>>THIS IS HEAVY!>>Ken: THIS IS ACTUALLY NICE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE WEIGHTED
BLANKETS.>>Ken: THIS IS NICE. WE CONQUERED A LOT, GUYS. RICK SCHWARTZ, THANK YOU SO
MUCH! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! THIS IS AMAZING! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

95 thoughts on “Baby African Cat, Porcupine, Kangaroo & Python w/ Ken Jeong, Jenny Slate & Kristen Schaal

  1. can you imagine being a doctor and being so smart and just being like you know what? i bet his parents were so happy when he was a doctor and then they were just like :0

  2. It bothers me so much watching these things, because I’m actually interested in what the guest has to say. Instead, whomever is hosting makes lame jokes and talks over the speaker to be “funny”.

  3. I'll never get over celebrities being scared of animals. I'd need that guy to tell me before any animal comes out to let me know IMMEDIATELY which ones I can touch, because my first instinct for every single one is to pet it and love it.

  4. Dr. Ken is not actually scared i'm guessing kay? I think he's acting it to be funny but it's not funny, he look more ridiculous and what's bothersome was that the guest don't even have a minute of talking but gets interrupted every split second…, and that's just rude!

  5. the hypocrisy …. don't talk about how bad it is for the animals to keep them as pets when you are doing the same thing with a "legal" certificate

  6. This is nothing man. Have you seen Kevin Hart around animals…..man he's a vegan now but does he become hyper uncomfortable in front of them….

  7. Oh my gosh can everyone on these shows just shut up and stop trying to be funny all the time!! It is so rude when they keep cutting him off, let him speak! It is super annoying, I want to hear about the animals since that is the point of booking them on the show!!!

  8. What is the point of having this guy come on if you won’t let him tell you anything about the animal or any useful knowledge??! Literally didn’t let the guy speak!

  9. Aww I feel bad for the man trying to talk about the animals bc you can tell how passionate he is about them and he just kept getting interrupted but Ken just wasn't feeling them that close at all and was trying to be funny about it. It just seemed very uncomfortable and awkward for everyone and some of the animals there.

  10. I know the snake has been fed and it's probably chillin to the max when the handler brings it out, but i would still be paranoid that it would sink those huge fangs into my face for some reason. The probability? maybe 1% of that happening but still, that would suck majorly!

  11. Conan is the best with the animal segments. His guests really have a chance to talk about the animals they brought with them. Minus obnoxious fake fear and no I don't want to's. Why have them on if that's the case..m

  12. Did Ken Jeong really have to act that way? They barely were able to say anything about the animals. A little excessive, just let the dude fucking TALK.

  13. you guys, we all know if you want to see a host who isn't afraid of getting it down and dirty with animals it's Conan O'Brien. A few times animals have peed or vomited on him because he isn't afraid LOL. Sadly, because of his now 30 minute format, he doesn't do that anymore. But he still meets animals on his travel shows.

  14. I feel for the animals. Screams from the audience when they arrive, screams from the guests all along… What's the point ? Except some nutters will want them as pets then… Dislike that segment.

  15. Let the guy speak for Christ sake…you invited him to explain about the animals and to be a guest on the show and you guys just inturrupt him just to be funny and the guy is trying to explain this beautiful creatures and for us to know and learn the facts about these animals…instead of learning about the animals…you guys just ruin it..i feel sorry for the guy…if you are not interested about the animals and facts about them…then dont make them a guest on the show..its a waste…i love Ken Jeong but come on…

  16. Would be different to have another talk show host do another talk show. They should try. Like Conan replaces Corden and he replaces Conan and the Jimmys switch. Then leave Ellen as none of these guys can really replace the queen…haha

  17. Rick Schwartz is the funniest animal expert on TV. How cool are those names!
    I remember the man making Will Ferrel crack once as well.

  18. i really am not saying this in a mean way, but i hope ken jeong never becomes a permanent host of a show, incredibly rude and over the top humor…

  19. Why the hell don't they ask the audience to hold the noise down when they bring out the animals? Even if the critters are accustomed to people, the noise level seems excessive.

  20. Wallahi I scrolled down to only see 4 comments saying the exact same thing! The fact that the animal guest is always interrupted by the host, but I just wanna see some funny comments.??. Regards to the guy!

  21. Ugh, how can people be scared like that? Is so fake, c'mon
    I love animals so much, it would be a dream to be that close to them and hearing someone saying all those incredible facts about them, but the guy just doesnt shut up trying to be funny (wich was a completely failure, to be honest)

  22. I just want to learn about the animals. God shut up a little and listen. Animals need to be known to be preserved. Having animals for laughs is annoying af.

  23. Everyone is like it's so rude they are cuting off the animal experts and stop being funny and making jokes dry up the animal experts are not bothered by it obviously or they would not do the shows and if you want to learn about this stuff go watch it on a TV show or read a book

  24. I love how Ken and Jenny are terrified and Kristen is just loving every animal and asking questions. She's literally Louise

  25. Why are people on these shows such bitches about animals? If they were dangerous the animal expert would tell you, assuming you let him speak for once… Just enjoy the experience and get over yourself please.

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