Animals Riding Jeff Goldblum


(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WELCOME BACK, REGULAR VIEWERS,
ON THE SHOW, MAY HAVE SEEN A GAME THAT
JAMES CORDEN HIMSELF PLAYS SOMETIMES CALLED ANIMALS RIDING
ANIMALS AM I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN THAT. IN THIS GAME, LET ME EXPLAIN, HE
SHOWS AUDIENCE MEMBERS A PICTURE OF AN ANIMAL. AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GUESS WHAT
ANIMAL IS RIDING ON TOP OF THAT ANIMAL. IT IS TRULY THE PINNACLE OF GOOD
TELEVISION. AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT MIGHT
BE FUN TO PLAY THAT GAME WHEN I’M HERE HOSTING. BUT, BUT I WANTED TO PUT A
LITTLE JEFF GOLDBLUM FLAVORED TWIST ON IT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I
INTRODUCE A GAME CALLED ANIMALS RIDING JEFF GOLDBLUM.>>ANIMALS RIDING JEFF GOLDBLUM. NOW THIS GAME COULDN’T BE
SIMPLER. I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A PICTURE
OF JEFF GOLDBLUM. AND THEN YOU TELL ME WHICH
ANIMAL IS RIDING THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM. WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY? LET’S SEE, LET’S SEE. YOU, COME ON. COME ON HERE. HELLO.>>HELLO.>>WHAT IS YOUR NAIRM? FIRST OF ALL, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
YOUR BRAID BRACES.>>THANK YOU.>>I WORE BRACES FOR AWHILE. AND THEN I WORE A RETAINER FOR
AWHILE. WHAT IS YOUR — AND LOOK AT YOUR
EYEBROWS, I THINK YOUR EYEBROWS ARE FANTASTIC.>>THANK YOU.>>THANK YOU. LIKE A YOUNG BROOKE SHIELDS,
THAT IS WHAT I THINK. SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WAIT A
MINUTE, DON’T TELL ME, TELL ME THE FIRST INITIAL OF YOUR NAME.>>T.>>T?>>YES.>>IS IT TILLEE, IS IT THERESA. IS IT TABATHA? IS IT TUSCANEE?>>NO, NO, NONE ARE CLOSE.>>WHAT IS IT.>>TALIA, DIDN’T I SAY TALIA.>>NO.>>IT WAS MY FIRST GUESS. TALIA. IN ANY CASE, IT IS SO NICE TO
SEE YOU.>>YOU TOO, TALIA. LET’S PLAY THIS GAME. FORTH WITH.>>OKAY, SO I WANT YOU TO TAKE A
LOOK AT THIS JEFF GOLDBLUM PHOTO.>>OH GOSH.>>THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A JEFF
GOLDBLUM TYPE OF ANIMAL BUT HERE IS THE THING. THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM IS BEING
RIDDEN, AS I SAID BY AN ANIMAL. NOW TALIA, YOU PROBABLY WANT TO
KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PLAYING FOR HERE. IF YOU GET THIS RIGHT, TALIA,
YOU ARE GOING TO WIN AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO OMAHA’S
HENRY DOORLY ZOO FOR A FAMILY, YES, YES, I KNOW YOU CAN’T
BELIEVE IT, FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR. AND WE HAVE PRESELECTED THAT
FAMILY.>>OH, OH.>>MY SISTER IS NOT GOING TO BE
SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT.>>SORRY, SISSY, I’M SO SORRY.>>THE FAMILY WE HAVE CHOSEN
THEY ARE THE MESH BESHERS. AND THEY LIVE IN WILMINGTON
DELAWARE AND THEIR ALL-EXPENSES PAID TRIP IS GOING TO BE PAID BY
YOU.>>WOW, OKAY. SO THE STAKES KONTS BE HIGHER. ARE YOU READY TO TAKE A GUESS,
WHAT ANIMAL IS RIDING THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM, AND IF YOU WANT YOUR
SISTER TO HELP, WHAT IS YOUR SISTER’S NAME.>>MAIA.>>HELLO, MAIA. LOOK ALTHERR CHOPPERS, LOOK AT
THOSE TEETH ON MAIA. WHAT ANIMAL IS RIDDING THAT JEFF
GOLDBLUM? SPOOKY MUSIC. SHE HAS A GUESS, SHE HAS A GUESS
>>A BIRD.>>SHE THINKS A BIRD, DO YOU
AGREE, IS THAT YOUR ANSWER?>>YES.>>YOU WANT TO SAY A BIRD.>>YEAH.>>OKAY. OKAY. LET’S TAKE A LOOK.>>ST A LIZ AROUND.>>OOPS.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
PLAYING. YOU DIDN’T WIN. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. A PLEASURE. EXCELLENT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME, DON’T TELL (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>WHAT IS YOUR NAME, DON’T TELL ME, DON’T TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR
LAST NAME, YOUR LAST NAME, THE FIRST I NISHAL OF YOUR LAST
NAME.>>L.>>LESK OW ITZ I KNEW IT RIGHT
AWAY.>>NO.>>IT’S NOT.>>LILIPUTIAN.>>NO.>>WHAT IS IT.>>IT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE ALPHABET LOUVERA.>>HUH, YOU KNOW WHO WAS A
BASEBALL PLAYER NAMED YOGI BERRA. YOU ARE LOU BERI. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME
DR. LOUBERRA.>>VERONICA.>>VERONICA. DID YOU EVER READ THE ARCHIE
COMICS.>>YES, I HAVE.>>DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A
VERONICA OR A BETTY.>>I BELIEVE I’M A MIXTURE OF
BOTH.>>I BELIEVE THAT TRUE.>>YOU THINK WHAT?>>I THINK YOU SHOULD BE BOTH
STUDIOUS AND ALSO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN AS WELL.>>I WOULD SAY TURN OVER ALL THE
CARDS AT THIS POINT, SHE WINS EVERYTHING. I GIVE HER EVERYTHING. LET’S PLAY THE GAME THOUGH,
READY?>>READY.>>OKAY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
JEFF GOLDBLUM PHOTO.>>OH WOW. SWITCHAROO.>>WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS– STOP
THE ANIMALS ALREADY, THIS IS HUGE, IT IS A SWITCH RADIO. DID YOU HEAR THAT, WHICH MEANS
THAT WE SWITCHED IT UP. SO THIS JEFF GOLDBLUM HERE IS
ACTUALLY NOT BEING RIDDEN BY AN ANIMAL BUT HE IS RIDING AN
ANIMAL.>>INTERESTING.>>ISN’T THAT INTERESTING? SO TELL ME WHAT ANIMAL IS THAT
JEFF GOLDBLUM RIDING? AND THE AUDIENCE CAN GUESS IF
THEY WANT TO JEFF GOLDBLUM IS RIDING.>>IT LOOKS LIKE A SNOW SCENE SO
I WILL HAVE TO GO WITH A BEAR A SNOW BEAR.>>VERY ASTUTE, SHE SAYS A SNOW
BEAR OR, YOU MEAN A POLAR BEAR, A SNOW BEAR.>>I FEEL SNOW BEARS ARE BIGGER,
YES, QUESTION GO WITH POLAR BEARS.>>OKAY, NOW LET’S SEE. LET’S WIDEN OUT AND SEE IF YOU
ARE CORRECT. SNOW BEAR.>>OH WOW.>>YOU ARE INCORRECT. THAT ST —- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
IS? ANCE AN ALPACA? I DONE THINK SO.>>OR A LLAMA.>>IT IS A LLAMA.>>HEY, I WAS, I HAD AN ENCOUNT
WE ARE A LLAMA ONCE AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO? YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE– YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF.>>SPIT.>>THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT, THEY
SPIT ON YOU.>>DID YOU AVOID IT.>>WHAT?>>DID YOU AVOID IT, DID ONE
SPIT AT YOU?>>NO, NO. SO, SO NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>THANK YOU. AND THAT WAS ANIMALS RIDING
ANIMALS RIDING JEFF GOLDBLUM. WE’RE GOING TO SEE IF MORE
“LATE, LATE SHOW” AFTER THIS.

45 thoughts on “Animals Riding Jeff Goldblum

  1. I did love Jeff Goldblum until now. I gotta say this was the creepiest thing I have ever seen a celebrity do. He was totally doing the pedo thing with her. After watching this , to me Jeff Goldblum is just the creepy, touch feely guy that just wants to say hi with an uncomfortably long hug. #creepyoldguy.

  2. I felt like this skit was horrible but it’s Jeff Goldblum so even if the skit sucked I enjoyed every minute of it. I thought it was so awkward how close he was holding the microphone to everyone. ? He’s such a Zaddy!

  3. Y'all I was in this audience for the filming. Some things I want to say:

    1) After the second girl with the blue dress, Goldblum went up to an Asian American girl for another round of guessing. It got CUT. Coincidence? Idk, but it feels like some racial discrimination could have been involved here by the studio.

    2) Jeff Goldblum is so creepy.. he definitely has it for younger ladies. He married his wife when he was twice his age, and followed suit with growing up two kids — that's great he's raising a family, but still.. creepy.

    3) During the interview w/ Camilla Morrone and Sam Rockwell, the three tried to do karaoke together — unfortunately, they were all out of pitch from each other and so the clip was cut. Just want to say, to the several dozen audience members that LAUGHED when they messed up, hope y'all fix your manners, cause that was damn rude.

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