(dogs barking) – Hi, welcome to the Los
Angeles City Animal Shelter. How can I help you? – I’m lookin’ to rescue a cat today. – Oh my God, yes. Did you have any particular kind in mind? – No, no, nothing particular. Just lookin’ to give it a good home. – Awesome, okay you are
gonna follow me back here. – Okay. – Yeah, you’re actually in luck. We just got in a bunch of
new kittens and a Himalayan. – [Customer] (gasps) Look how cute it is! – If I’m being totally
honest, they’re gonna have a much easier time finding
their fur-ever homes than some of our other cats. The ones really in need of
rescuing are the Jellicles. (suspenseful music) (shocked humming) – Mister Tater Totterous, at your service. – That is a cat? – Yeah, sadly there’s a lotta
Jellicles on the street. They’re you know, singing
and dancing in alleys, kind of rambling on about nonsense. – Only one cat among us
will be chosen to be reborn in the Heaviside Layer. – Yes you are. – And what exactly is a Jellicle cat? (laughing) – I have no idea. (upbeat music) ♪ I am Jellicle and I am a cat ♪ ♪ I am a cat and I am Jellicle ♪ ♪ Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle cat ♪ ♪ I am a cat and you see I am Jellicle ♪ ♪ Jellicle Jellicle
Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle ♪ ♪ Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle
Jellicle Jellicle cat ♪ (gagging) – Oh, God.
(choking) – Oh, oh. – It’s fine, it’s fine. Hi, there you go, get it out. Oh you’re okay. He’s fine, it’s just a hairball. – Here’s the thing, this is my first pet. I don’t want anything
too high maintenance. – Okay, well don’t judge too soon. Mr. Tater Totterus has a lot
of really great qualities. He’s up to date on his
shots, he doesn’t shed, he does magic! – What? – [Cat] Ha-ha!
(shouts) – No! Oh come on, isn’t that
whimsical and charming? – No, it’s weird and creepy. He’s got this sexual energy about him. – [Employee] Yes. – Is he neutered? – Aggressively now. – Is this your wallet? – What the hell? How did you do that? ♪ Tater Toterous tell your
sons and daughterous ♪ ♪ Never has there ever been a cat ♪ – Hey, no!
– Give it back! – No, we do not steal wallets here. – Give me my wallet! – Come on, wallet back! Come on, I am so sorry about that. – You know, I think I
should just get a kitten. – I understand, I’m used to rejection. – Mr. Tater Totterous was
a glamor cat, but he fell on hard times, you know why. And he was ostracized
by the other Jellicles. – I don’t know what any
of those words mean. (reflective music) ♪ Flash backs I can think of the past ♪ ♪ Days I was super hot then ♪ – Wow. ♪ In the past I had sex with some cats ♪ – Maybe I will take him after all. – [Employee] Great. ♪ They’re a beautiful animal ♪ – Can I change his name? – Absolutely not. – [Customer] I’ll take him anyway! – Great, I will start the paperwork. – Excellent. – Oh. (farting) Oh, good boy. – No (groans). – That’s a big one, size of a kitten. (groaning) – I don’t think I can do this. – Yes! Wait, what?
– Yeah. – Look, if you don’t adopt
him today then we have to put him down. – I’m okay with that.